-我可以开始了吗 -可以 -Can I kick in? -Yes you can
猫和老鼠
-我可以开始了吗 -可以 -Can I kick in? -Yes you can
好吧 我开始了 Well I'm going
那就来吧 Go on, then
我可以开始了吗 -Can I kick in?
致所有热爱探索的人们 To all the people who can quest like a tribe does
在此之前 你们真的知道什么是生活吗 Before this, did you really know what live was?
听听这首歌 就会豁然开朗 Comprehend to the track, For it's why, cuz
找到节拍的感觉 Getting measures on the tip of the vibers
跟随节奏摇摆 Rock and roll to the beat of the funk fuzz
在节奏的地毯上摩擦 感觉很妙 Wipe your feet really on the rhythm rug
如果你惊慌失措 来一段舞蹈 If you feel the urge to freak do the jitterbug
张开你的双臂 如果你需要一个拥抱 Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug
黑人文化就是万事无忧 Afrocentric living is a big shrug
-这种生活充满 -快乐 -A life filled with -Fun
这就是我喜欢的 我们脚踏实地 That's what I love, a lower plateau is what we're above
如果你嘲讽我们 If you diss us, we won't even think of
我们会在乎吗 Will Nipper the doggy give a big shove?
这节奏真的很上头 This rhythm really fits like a snug glove
就像一个满是正能量的盒子 外加一点爱 Like a box of positives is a plus, love
部落像鸽子展翅高飞 As the tribe flies high like a dove
哦 我们看了一整天了 伙计 我明白 Oh, we've been at this all day, buddy, I get it.
那些地方你都毫无兴趣 Those other spots didn't float your boat,
不过 等着瞧我带你看的下一家吧 but wait until you see this next place.
一个完美的老鼠之家 It screams mouse house.
会不会侵权了 Is that copyrighted?
呵呵 走吧 Heh. There we go.
抱歉 Whoop. Sorry about this,
电梯 呃 正在维修 the elevator's, uh, being repaired.
哦 想象一下这个场景 Boom! I just had a vision!
你在你的新房子里待着 You're chillin' in your new crib,
突然犯了幽闭恐惧症 but then you get claustrophobic,
你开始头晕 这时候你只需要 and then you get dizzy, and to save you...
哒-哒 看看这景致 Ta-da! Look at that view!
太美了 对吧 Resplendent, ain't it, huh?
这里面装备齐全 It's got everything.
有内置立体声音响 Built-in stereo,
不过要小心 那些座位可非常易燃 but be careful, those seats are very flammable.
开玩笑的 我没开玩笑 I'm kidding. I'm not kidding.
杰瑞宝贝 我知道条件不算好 Jerry, baby, I know it's no beauty,
不过说实话 but let's be honest here,
以你的预算 你也就只能找到这样... with your budget, this is all you can...
嘿 你不能像蝙蝠侠一样跟我玩消失 Hey! You don't just Batman me.
你都还没看后备箱呢 You haven't even seen the trunk yet.
-我可以开始了吗 -可以 -Can I kick in? -Yes you can
好吧我开始了 Well, I'm going
那就来吧 Go on, then
麦迪逊花园广场将迎来约翰·传奇和他的"大爱"世界巡演
我可以开始了吗 Can I kick in?
致漂泊沉浮的一族 To my tribes that flows in layers
特别嘉宾 汤姆猫
此时此刻 赛弗开始朗诵诗歌 Right now, Phife is a poem sayer
有时我在不同工作室之间穿梭 At times, I'm a studio conveyor
丁金斯先生 做我的市长好吗 Mr. Dinkins Would you please be my mayor?
就当帮我们大家一个忙 You‘ll be doing us a really big favor
麦迪逊大道 沙威玛餐厅垃圾箱 中央车站 42街 3号线2号轨道下 第五大道 59街披萨盒子 林肯广场停车场 手套箱
这条音轨真的风味十足 Well this track really have a lot of favor
谈到韵律 探索一族就是救世主 When it comes to rhythms Quest is your savior
跟着我们的节奏摇摆 Follow us for the funky behavior
爸爸你看 那只瞎猫正在弹钢琴 Look, Dad. That blind cat's playing piano.
这座城市里有很多奇怪的东西 There's a lot of weird stuff in this city.
你只管走你的路 You just gotta keep walking.
他眼睛看不见 I mean, he's amazing on the piano,
钢琴还弹得这么好 and blind, too!
这只猫真酷 That's one cool cat.
超凡汤姆
天啊 那只猫太厉害了 Man, that cat is out of sight!
真是太酷了 This is so cool.
劲舞老鼠杰瑞
哇哦 Whoa!
他好可爱 Oh, wow! Isn't he cute?
我以为没有比瞎猫弹琴更厉害的了 I thought I'd seen it all with the blind, piano-playing cat.
天啊 Oh, man.
他能看见 He can see!
他是个骗子 He's a fraud!
不过是只会弹琴的猫 He's a regular cat playing the piano.
我要把钱拿回来 Man, I want my money back!
啊哈 Ahhh.
你没事吧 Hey. Are you okay?
下次你可得小心点 You gotta be careful next time.
你差点伤到我 You could have really hurt me.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
停我的职 为什么 Suspended? Why?
首先 你在第五大道把100磅(45公斤)的内衣撒了一路 For starters, the 100 pounds of underwear strewn up 5th Avenue.
拜托 那可不能怪我 Oh, come on, you can't blame me for that.
都是因为猫和老鼠 That was a cat-and-mouse situation,
大家都知道不能随便掺和 and everyone knows you just don't get involved.
你可以在四周后重新申请 You can reapply in four weeks.
不 求你了 先生 No. Please, sir,
求你了 你 你 你不能这样对我 please,just... You... You... You can't do that to me.
上周 我帮一个男人做了一个小时的引体向上 就用了一个小时 Last week, I helped a man do a pull-up for an hour.
一个小时 他拉着我完成了健身目标 An hour! He achieved his fitness goals with me.
好吧 Okay.
这样吧 What if I just...
我去做你的助理 怎么样 I come and be your assistant?
福雷斯特小姐 你才工作两个月 Ms. Forester, you started two months ago.
这样是不合规矩的 It just doesn't work like that.
也许这份工作就不适合我 Maybe this job never was for me.
-也许吧 -算了吧 我不干了 -Maybe it's not. -You know what? I quit.
-你好 -嗨 -Hello. -Hey.
又来蹭吃蹭喝了 Back for another free meal?
那么 你是第一次来吧 So, you new in town?
算是吧 Somewhat.
大家都说 You know what they say,
没徒步游览过纽约 it's not a trip to the Big Apple
就不能真的来过这座大城市 without a walking tour of the city.
你试过徒步游览吗 Have you ever done one?
我就能提供这种广受好评的服务 They're very well-reviewed, actually, mine are.
价格公道 童叟无欺 It's a great deal, great offer.
我不是游客 I'm not a guest.
那么 请问你为什么带着行李箱 Then, pray tell, why do you have a suitcase?
我来这里是为了面试一份临时工作 I'm here to interview for one of the temporary positions.
婚礼相关的 Because of the wedding.
什么婚礼 What wedding?
普芮塔和本 Preeta and Ben.
普芮塔和本 社会各界精英准备参加这对爱侣的盛大婚礼
就是大名鼎鼎的普芮塔和本 Ah. As in, like, the Preeta and Ben?
纽约社会最受喜爱的情侣 New York society's favorite couple.
婚礼肯定非常隆重 It's going to be quite the event.
这家酒店在招人吗 The hotel is hiring?
是的 不过条件很严格 Yes, but they're very exclusive.
他们绝对不会聘用你的 They certainly wouldn't hire you.
你刚说你叫什么名字 And what did you say your name was again?
琳达·佩里巴顿 Linda Perrybottom.
琳达·佩里巴顿 Linda Perrybottom,
非常遗憾你没有通过测试 unfortunately, you just failed the test.
什么 What?
你的面试 从你进门那一刻 Your interview started the minute
就开始了 that you walked in the door.
我没意识到 我只是 I didn't realize, I just...
御门酒店的员工 Employees of the Royal Gate Hotel
必须要做到 乐于助人 精熟业务 must be accommodating, masterly,
但最重要的 琳达 but above all, Linda,
是要谨言慎行 discreet.
如果他们把酒店承办私人活动的 If they're telling a perfect stranger
内部工作细节 the intimate details
随便告诉一个完全陌生的人 of the inner workings of this hotel's private events,
那就有失水准了 对吧 well, that doesn't quite cut it now, does it?
-我 -我能看下你的简历吗 -I'd... -May I see your resume?
有劳了 Please?
当然可以 Yes, of course.
谢谢 Thank you.
你做过很多很酷的工作 Yeah, you've had a lot of really cool jobs.
是的 没错 Yes, I have.
-多西是吗 -是多赛 -The Dorsey? -Dorsey.
那个阿尔马达 The Armada.
这些都是酒店吗 These all are hotels?
都不在纽约 我刚从伦敦搬来 Well, none are in New York. I just moved here from London.
听着 琳达 Listen, Linda.
我觉得你不适合这个周末的工作 I don't think you're right for this weekend.
我们更希望找 We just need someone more...
本地人 local.
我可以理解 Well, I understand.
谢谢你提供的机会 Thank you for the opportunity.
如果我想申请 Hi. If I wanted to apply
一份这个周末的临时工作 for a temporary position for this weekend...
这是你的简历吗 Is this your resume?
-不 这不是 -这简历太棒了 -No, it's not. -Wow, this is impressive.
我唯一 一份 My only... copy.
这么说吧 他们绝对会录用你的 Well, you are definitely gonna get hired.
我这就给他们打电话 In fact, I'm gonna call them right now.
这就打 Right now?
没错 Yeah.
萝拉 Lola...
如果我想买一件外套什么的 if I wanted to shop for, say, a jacket...
没问题 往左边走就是 Uh, yeah, sure. Just to the left over there.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
我是前台 Hi, yeah, we have
这里来了位非常可爱的年轻女士 a very lovely young lady down at the front desk.
她想要 Uh, she's going to be...
瞧瞧我们遇到谁了 Well, well, well. Look at what we got here.
不考虑小概率事件的话 You know, if I wasn't a betting cat,
我觉得我们的汤姆老伙计是想闯进酒店 I'd say Tommy boy here is trying to break into the hotel.
看起来确实是这样 That's sure what it looks like.
这是我们的巷子 臭小子 This here is our alley, punk!
所以这也是我们的酒店 Which makes this our hotel!
等一下 Wait, hold up.
你是想闯进我们的酒店吗 Are you trying to break into our hotel?
伙计们 别担心 Yo, guys, don't worry about it.
这不过是一个大误会 It was a big misunderstanding.
是吧 汤姆 Right, Tom?
你是在嘲笑我吗 Are you laughing at me?
你知道嘲笑我的猫都是什么下场 Now, I'm sure you know what I do to cats that laugh at me.
来吧 老大 揍他 教训他 Come on, boss! Preach! Preach to him!
我正要这么干 你能不能闭上你那张嘴 Now, I was about to, if you would shut that grill
不要烦我 and let me handle this.
我错了 老大 My bad, boss.
动物管理中心
你要回我的话吗 So, are you gonna answer me?
天啊 是条子 快跑 Oh, snap! It's five-o! Drop and run!
-不是吧 又来了 -抱着我 -Oh, no, not again! -Somebody pick me up,
我跑的慢 -后会有期 汤姆 -I can't run that fast! -Hey, I'll see you again, Tom!
-快撤退 -给我回来 -Break yourself! -Hey, get back here!
甜蜜的家
欢迎 Welcome.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
-你一定就是 -(意大利语)早上好 -You must be... -Hi. Buongiorno.
我姓福雷斯特 叫凯拉 Forester, Kayla.
我要提前为我的简历道个歉 I'm sorry in advance about my resume,
楼下有个孩子 but there was a child downstairs
想把嚼过的泡泡糖吐到桌子底下 trying to spit their Hubba Bubba under a table.
所以我撕掉了一小块 So I tore off a piece.
好的 我是特伦斯·门多萨 活动经理 Good. I'm Terence Mendoza, Events Manager.
特伦斯 活动经理
这位是亨利·杜布罗斯先生 And this is Mr. Henry Dubros.
-你好 -你好 -Hi. -A pleasure.
他是我们的总经理 He's our general manager.
那这位肯定是水上运动经理了吧 And I assume that that's the aquatics manager?
那是戈迪 That's Goldie.
她在酒店没有正式工作 它只是一条鱼 She has no official position at the hotel. That's a fish.
我是在 That's the...
不得不说这份简历非常亮眼 I must say, this is a very impressive resume.
多赛 The Dorsey?
噢 多赛 Oh. The Dorsey.
我其实不太想说的 You know, I hate to name names,
不过 说说也无妨 but, uh, I will.
你一定认识约瑟芬·彭尼贝克夫人 You must have known Mrs. Josephine Pennybaker.
她是我在康奈尔大学的导师 She was my mentor at Cornell.
那是由埃兹拉·康奈尔先生于1865年创立 It's an Ivy League school
一所常春藤盟校 founded in 1865 by Mr. Ezra Cornell.
我就是在那里拿到硕士学位的 That's where I got my master's.
我就随便一提 I'm just sharing.
我当然认识老乔乔·彭尼福特 Of course I know old Jojo Pennyfoot.
嗯 真好笑 Yeah. What a hoot.
彭尼福特 Pennyfoot?
好了 福雷斯特小姐 我们直奔主题 Well, Miss Forester, we'll cut to the chase.
我相信你一定知道 As I'm sure you know,
我们这个周末将举行一场非常引人注目的活动 we have a very high-profile event happening here this weekend.
当然 我非常清楚是本和普芮塔的婚礼 Of course, I'm very aware of Ben and Preeta's wedding.
我们这周需要雇佣额外的人手 Well, we need to hire additional staff through the week.
但是他们必须保持 御门酒店的客人们所期待的高超的服务水平 But they must maintain the level of service guests of the Royal Gate expect.
-那是当然 -说实话 -Nonetheless. -And I'll be honest,
如此优秀的简历 我们也不常看到 it's not often we come across a resume this distinguished.
不好意思 Excuse me,
这个不过是一张纸 but this, this is just a piece of paper.
如果我要配得上这个地方 If I'm gonna be worthy of this institution,
你们需要看我的... you need to see me in...
行动 action.
你是准备捡起来 还是就这样不管了 Are you gonna pick it up or just leave it there?
明白 先生 Yes, sir.
放到垃圾桶里 Put it in the bin.
特伦斯 Terence.
她以为那条鱼是部门负责人 She thought the fish was the head of the department.
是吗 Really?
鱼都不能走路 它都没有 A fish can't even walk. It can't even...
特伦斯 Terence.
你被录用了 You're hired.
-真的吗 -是的 -Really? -Yes.
真是 感谢 I mean, thank you.
今天能上班吗 Can you start today?
这可让我有点为难 That's gonna be a tall order.
我实在太忙了 Mm... Very in demand.
好吧 行 这样吧 Okay. Yeah, you know what?
我想想办法 I'm gonna pull some strings.
不太好办 不过应该没问题 It's difficult, but, yeah, no problem.
还有一件事 One other thing.
我们会要求所有临时工 Uh, we will be asking all temporary staff
这周住在酒店 to stay at the hotel
直到婚礼结束为止 through the week leading up to the wedding.
以便随时为客人提供服务 Uh, just so that we can be available to guests
这样安排你能接受吗 Is that something you'd be comfortable with?
一切为了酒店 Anything for this hotel.
不 放下来好 No, it's better down.
10-4 收到 好伙计 接入 19频道 10-4, good buddy. Breaker, breaker, 1-9.
你可以的 Go get 'em.
头发还是扎起来好 显得更专业 Hair's better up. It's more professional.
早上好 Good morning.
早上好 先生 Good morning, sir.
御门酒店于1930年开业 The Royal Gate opened its doors in 1930
1962年 成为纽约市的地标性建筑 and was declared a New York City landmark by 1962.
虽然经历过两次重大翻修 It's been through two major renovations,
但依然保持着业界最高的服务水准 yet it remains the beacon of service excellence.
这里曾接待过四位总统 This place has been host to four presidents,
三位教皇 两位国王 一位女王 three popes, two kings, one queen,
还有说唱歌手德雷克 oh, and Drake.
酒店里有260间客房 There are 260 rooms,
104间套房 21层楼 处处充满奢华 104 suites, and 21 floors of impeccable luxury.
水压永远不低于50磅每平方英寸(345千帕) The water pressure is never below 50 PSI,
布草针数永远不低于800针 and our thread count is never below 800.
-扣上扣子 谢谢 -对不起 先生 -Button, please. -Sorry, sir.
水疗中心是最顶级的 The spa is top-of-the-line,
动感单车教练是环法自行车赛双冠王 and our spin instructor won the Tour de France. Twice.
好的 Right.
这场婚礼 是御门酒店举办过 This wedding is the most prestigious event
最负盛名的活动 the Royal Gate has hosted.
也会是最成功的 And it will be a perfect success.
必须最成功 It has to be.
如此盛大的活动 正面报道所能带来的价值是不可估量的 The positive press an event of this magnitude can generate is invaluable.
你能别摆弄了吗 Would you stop that, please?
-好的先生 -很好 -The... Yeah, sir. -Okay.
只是它老是跑上来 Yes. It's just, it tends to ride up.
婚礼菜单有我们的当家主厨杰基设计 Our wedding menu is being designed by our very own Chef Jackie.
他是厨师界的新星 He's a rising star,
据说《米其林指南》也是这么认为的 and whispers are that Michelin agrees.
赫克托 赫克托 Hector! Hector!
精神点儿 伙计们 Look alive, people.
为什么这么讨厌我 Why do you hate me?
谁切的这些洋葱 谁 Who butchered these onions? Who?
我不知道 弗朗索瓦 Oh, I don't know. Francois?
-我们走吧 -你是想砸了我的饭碗吗 -We should leave. -You're killing my career!
他有点难搞 但是厨艺高超 He's a bit tricky, but he's an artist.
有他是我们的幸运 And we're lucky to have him.
有些人看到的是愤怒 而我 And some people may see anger, but me?
不不不 我看到的是激情 No, no, no, no, no, no. I see passion.
听到了吗 Do you hear that?
-听到什么 -你的脚步声 -Hear what? -Your footsteps.
你脚下的是意大利卡拉拉大理石 Carrara marble.
这是加文 这里的的门卫 This is Gavin, our doorman.
人称"寒暄大师" Master of small talk.
这位是凯拉 前段时间 This is Kayla, who recently worked
在伦敦的多赛酒店工作 at the Dorsey Hotel in London.
是吗 Did she now?
是的 她这周在我们这儿我们帮忙 Yes. And she'll be helping us out this week.
对你来说肯定是小菜一碟吧 凯拉 Mm. I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead, Kayla.
早上好 Morning!
她叫乔伊 是行李员 That's Joy, the bell girl.
她小时候肯定是在狼群里长大的 I'm convinced she was raised by wolves.
-什么 -不用管他 -好吧 -What? -She's not important. -Okay.
瞧瞧这个玻璃中庭 But this glass atrium.
真是了不得 Oh, wow. Now that is something.
美得无与伦比 It's one of a kind.
我称它为 御门酒店的镇店瑰宝 I call it the "crowning jewel of the Royal Gate."
这是卡梅隆 调酒师 This is Cameron, the barman.
开瓶子 Popping bottles.
不好意思 Excuse me?
别把酒溅到你的AJ5上了 Don't spill any on your Jordan 5s.
事实上 我这双是复刻版的 These are actually retro reissues.
我懂得 看鞋带头嘛 Obviously, it's the lace tips.
-专卖店买的吧 -精品店 -百老汇大道上那家 -NikeLab? -Flight Club. -On Broadway
抱歉打断你们有趣的"演讲" I'm sorry to interrupt your riveting TED Talk,
不过你怎么早上十一点就在这里倒香槟 but why are you pouring champagne at 11 o'clock in the morning?
有人叫我给刚到的贵宾倒两杯 I was told to pour two glasses for the VIPs that just arrived.
他们到了 They're here?
-对 先生 -谁到了 -Yes, sir. -Who's here?
新郎新娘 跟我来 The bride and groom. Come with me.
御门酒店
哇 Wow!
-是不是很完美 -我喜欢 -Isn't it perfect? -I love it.
就像我上周来看时一样喜欢 Just as much as I did last week when we visited.
在这个世界上 All I care about in the whole world
我只关心你幸不幸福 is that you're happy.
你觉得你爸爸会喜欢吗 Think your dad's gonna like it?
你一直问我爸爸喜不喜欢 You keep asking what my dad thinks,
不如让他去陪你度蜜月吧 I'm gonna send him on the honeymoon with you.
让一让 借过一下 Clear the way, coming through.
希望这儿晚上也有客房服务 I sure hope room service is open all night.
对吧 图茨 Right, Toots?
本 普芮塔 欢迎回到御门酒店 Ben, Preeta, welcome back to the Royal Gate.
-非常感谢 -谢谢 -Thank you very much. -Thank you.
预祝你们的婚礼顺利进行 It's a toast to your upcoming nuptials.
回到这儿感觉很棒 It's so great to be back here. Thank you very much.
-非常感谢 -应该的 -Appreciate it. -Absolutely.
谢谢你们所做的一切 And thank you guys for everything.
很高兴再次见到你 特伦斯 -感谢肯定 It's great to see you again, Terence. -Thank you very much.
老鼠 Mouse!
我的天啊 斯派克 快回来 Oh, my God! Spike, get back here!
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh!
冷静点 孩子 快回来 Simmer down, boy! Hey! Get back here!
-真的很抱歉 -没事儿 -I'm so sorry. -It's no problem.
抱歉 吓你一跳吧 Sorry. A little jumpy, huh?
抱歉 他有点激动 I'm sorry, he's a little animated.
是啊 嗯 Yeah, um...
她好乖啊 Oh, she's so sweet.
你很招动物喜欢嘛 Wow, you're really good with animals.
图茨通常很害羞 我说的害羞是指 Toots is usually really shy. And by "shy," I mean,
她动不动就抓花别人的脸 she... she scratches people's faces off.
看来她能感知谁是真喜欢动物吧 she can smell a bona fide animal lover.
凯拉是新来的 You know, Kayla's new here
而我刚刚正要告诉她 and I was just about to explain to her that, uh...
我们通常不允许客人携带宠物 we traditionally have a no-pets policy...
不过 要知道 But, uh, you know...
我很乐意为你们破一次例 I would be delighted to make an exception.
-你的手没事吧 -没事 -Is your hand okay? -It's fine.
但是好像被抓破了 Looks like your hand's bleeding.
没事 好得很 我们罗列了附近有名的狗狗公园 It's fine, it's perfect. We've prepared a list of some of the most prestigious dog parks in the area,
我认为11号大街上的那家尤为高端 and I think the one on 11th Street is particularly luxurious.
但是他会让别人感到不安吧 But are the people uptight?
我是说 人们会因为狗没牵绳而大叫把 Because... I mean, do they yell at the dogs for being off-leash?
-斯派克他 -直说就行 -Spike, he's... he's... Yeah. -You can just say it.
-他讨人厌 -是的 -He's disgusting. -Yeah.
-招人厌 -没错 -He's disgusting? -Yeah.
17号大街上的炸豆丸子店后面有个地方 There is one that I know about that's behind this falafel place on 17th.
虽然不算狗狗公园 It's not technically a dog park,
但不用牵绳 but they let their dogs off-leash
大家互相照看彼此的狗狗 and they kinda look out for each other.
蛮和谐的 It's pretty low-key.
太好了 谢谢 凯拉 That is amazing. Thank you, Kayla.
-谢谢 凯拉 -是啊 谢谢 凯拉 -Thanks, Kayla. -Yes. Thank you, Kayla.
没什么啦 随时效劳 Of course. Any time.
我还想说 我在INS上关注了你们 I just have to say, I follow you guys on Instagram,
你们简直是最甜的情侣了 and you are the cutest couple ever.
还有 那颗钻石 And that rock, whoa!
-是啊 是啊 -这个 -Yes, well... -Yeah.
从外太空都能看得到 真不错 Could see that thing from outer space. Good job.
从外太空还能看到我们的爱情 You know, you could see our love from outer space.
好美的情话 That was fantastic.
-多谢夸奖 -我们走吗 -Great. Thank you. -Shall we?
-走吧 -走了 小图图 -We shall. -Come on, Tootsie.
走了 斯派克 Come on, Spike.
不过说真的 酒店里有保险柜吧 But in all seriousness, is there a safe in the hotel?
毕竟这颗钻石个头不小 It's a giant diamond.
当然有 Of course, of course.
旅途怎么样 How was the ride?
十分满意 多谢你们 Very good, thank you very much.
别 别担心 Not... Not to worry.
那可能是喜悦的尖叫 That's probably a scream of delight.
第一次见到那么漂亮的客房 You know, someone seeing their beautiful room
经常有人这么激动 for the first time. It happens all the time.
萝拉 你能送他们回房间吗 Lola? Can you see them to their room?
-失陪一下 -没问题 -Excuse me. -Of course.
利奥吓得魂儿都丢了 Leo is shaken to the core.
那只老鼠 The mouse
突然从他脚上蹿过去 ran right over his foot.
听着 特伦斯 一直以来我已经很努力地 Look, Terence, I've worked too frigging hard
在跟那么一群笨 to be saddled with a bunch of inept...
额 一群才华横溢的同事共事了 Wonderful group of gifted colleagues to have my career
总不能因为一颗老鼠屎 就毁了我的职业生涯吧 tossed into a fish bucket over some infestation.
杰基 杰基 杰基 杰基 Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
我知道问题的严重性 I know the gravity of this situation.
-我肯定会解决的 -我会抓住它的 先生 -And I will handle it. -I'll catch it, sir.
他 或者她 Him. Or her.
说不定是只母的 It could be a female...
-我没有性别偏见 -没有没有 -I'm not gender biased...and I don't want to go by... -No, no, it's fine.
现在性别可以是不固定的 It's gender-fluid now.
重点是 我会抓住那只小老鼠的 The point is, I will catch that little mouse,
而且我会谨慎处理的 and I will be discreet about it.
好吧 我需要你清楚 Okay. I need you to understand
这件事的敏感性 the sensitivity of this matter.
-好的 -如果这只老鼠的照片被传到推特 -Yes. -If a picture of this mouse is tweeted up
或者ins或者抖音上 to insta-book-face or the ticky-tock,
我们就完蛋了 we will be ruined.
不会的 先生 我们不会完蛋的 绝对不会发生那种事 No, sir. We're not ruined, because it's not gonna happen.
好吗 你们把心放肚子里 Okay? So, you guys clear your heads about it.
那只啮齿动物的死期到了 That Rodentia is toast.
我腰缠万贯 情场得意 I got that moolah, moolah Queso, queso
我伪装起来 无人识破 Camouflage money They can't see my bankroll
我甩甩鞭子 解放姜戈 I been whippin', whippin' Django, Django
怪这威士忌 丝滑无比 Smooth blame it on the Jame-O
-我真不知道 -为何打给她 -I really don't know why I call -Why you call her?
-我说真不知道 -为何打给她 -I said really don't know why I call -Why you call her?
毕竟我早已拥有一切 Cause I got everything that I want
-我说真不知道 -为何打给她 -I said really don't know why I call -Why you call her?
毕竟我早已拥有一切 Cause I got everything that I want
你干什么呢 What are you doing?
天啊 你吓到我了 Oh, my gosh, you scared me.
我吓到你 I scared you?
要知道 是你像个小偷一样探头探脑的 You know, you're the one creeping around like a thief.
我在抓老鼠 谢谢 I am on a mouse hunt. Thank you.
需要帮忙吗 Need any help?
怎么 就因为我是 我是新来的吗 What? Because I'm... I'm... I'm the new girl?
好吧 很显然你还没看过我的简历 Well, obviously, you haven't seen my resume.
上面清楚地显示 我完全有能力 It clearly states that I am completely capable
胜任这里任何一项工作 of doing anything that is required
-完成任何一项挑战 -好吧 -to do that is needed to be done here. -Oh, right.
况且抓一只小老鼠能有多难 And how hard can it be to catch a little mouse?
说真的 我没指望你会接受我的帮助 Honestly, I wasn't expecting you to say yes.
你一看就是那种 You know, you got that whole
特立独行的人 independent vibe thing going on,
而我通常不会干涉 and I don't normally get involved
新人的工作 所以 with how the new kids do their jobs. So...
我有名字 我叫凯拉 My name, um... My name is Kayla.
对 我妈妈叫我凯拉 Yeah. My mom calls me Kayla.
好吧 凯拉 Oh, okay, Kayla.
我猜你的简历上没写捕鼠这项技能 Well, I doubt that mouse catching is on your resume,
但如果你能抓到它 but if you do catch him,
你可以过来找我喝一杯庆功酒 you should come by for a celebratory beverage.
那现在就去开一瓶香槟吧 Well, start popping another bottle of champagne now,
因为很快 他就是我的了 because any minute now, he's mine.
他 等一下 He's... One second.
这是 What the...
是谁把钱 Did someone leave their...
你需要一个的更好的捕鼠器 老鼠J
这是什么 What is that?
来自劲敌的宣战书 The sign of a worthy competitor.
淋湿我也不在乎
猜猜是谁在开派对 Guess who's at the party?
拜托 伙计 要点自尊吧 Come on, man. Have some self-respect.
你睡在垃圾堆里 You are in a dumpster
杰瑞却住在舒适的酒店里 and Jerry's inside, safe and warm.
瞧瞧他 Look at him.
在屋里四处搜寻 琢磨着接下来能偷什么 Just scouting the room and seeing what he can steal next.
到底谁是猫 谁是老鼠 Now, who's the cat and who's the mouse?
我们到里面去 让那只老鼠好看 Hey, let's get back in there and smash that mouse up good.
汤姆 我的好兄弟 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tom, my brother,
猫和老鼠是可以幸福共处的 there's room for both cats and mice to be happy.
我敢肯定 只要你肯提出分享他的食物 Look, I'm sure if you asked to share his food...
分享 这是给小孩儿看的吗 Share? You're lucky the kids are watching, okay?
我们是猫 猫要索取 We're cats. Cats take!
拜托 他不过是一只无辜的小老鼠 Come on, he's just an innocent little mouse.
慢着 等等 我们为什么总是在吵架 Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why're we always arguing?
我们不应该吵架的 我们长那么像 We shouldn't be fighting, we look alike.
为什么要吵 Why are we doing this?
听着 要不我们这次来点不一样的 Look, how about we do something different this time?
干脆让汤姆自己做决定 好吗 Why don't we let Tom make up his own mind, okay?
瞧 这的确是个好主意 Now, see, that is a good idea.
汤姆 我相信你 Tom, I believe in you.
真是只老实猫 What a sucker.
让我为你骄傲吧 汤姆 Now go make me proud, Tom.
淋湿我也不在乎
现在终于迎来机会
生活 你听见了吗 Life, do you hear me?
快赐予我创造力 生活 Give my creation life!
别费尽心思 跟我炫技
别白费心思
别费尽心思 跟我炫技
我不需要复杂的技巧
我早已站在新的高度
快赐予我创造力 生活 Give my creation life!
别费尽心思 跟我炫技
-请讲 我是独狼 -谁 -Go for Lone Wolf. -Who?
我是凯拉 先生 It's Kayla, sir.
我只是想试试我新想的代号 Just trying on one of those new code names.
还是别说了 Well, don't.
锁定是哪个房间了吗 Have you located the room yet?
我不断收到噪音投诉 I'm continuing to get noise complaints.
是 先生 不 先生 还没锁定 Yes, sir... Well, no, sir, I haven't yet,
不过我正在排查 完毕 but I'm... I'm on it. Over.
那就麻利点 然后继续找那只老鼠 Well, hurry up so you can get back to finding that mouse.
而且拜托别说"完毕" 这又不是《星际迷航》 And please, do not say "over." This isn't Star Trek.
连对讲机唯一的乐趣都要剥夺掉 Takes all the fun out of walkie-talkies.
有什么意义呢 I mean, what's the point, then?
我能听见你说话哦 I can still hear you.
我发现目标了 先生 我正在向北移动 I have eyes on the target, sir, and I am moving north...
向房门移动 I'm moving toward the door.
不是吧 Oh, no.
你做了什么 What did you do?
谁 Who...
等等 我认识你 Wait a second, I know you.
我认识你 我那次在公园骑车 I know you! You're the cat from the park with the bike
就是你这只猫把我扑倒的 and you tackled me.
这是私人恩怨吗 Is this personal?
这是什么报复性破坏吗 Is this some form of revenge sabotage?
你是想告诉我什么吗 What are you... You're trying to tell me something?
好吧 两个音节 Okay. Two syllables.
一个词 是部电影吗 One word. Is it a movie?
还是部动画 Is it a cartoon?
这是什么 一头猪吗 What's this? A pig?
一只老鼠 A mouse?
一只小老鼠 A little mouse?
什么 他刚刚也在这儿 What? He was here, too?
天啊 我必须抓住那个小灾星 Gosh, I gotta catch that little disaster.
不然我会丢了饭碗的 If I don't, I'm gonna lose this job.
等一下 Wait a second.
你是猫 You're a cat.
猫捉老鼠 不是写在你的基因里的吗 Can't you catch a mouse? Isn't that in your DNA?
你有名字吗 You got a name?
干得漂亮 姆汤 That is really well done, Mot.
姆汤
汤姆
Tom?
这下你可有麻烦了 You could be in a lot of trouble for this.
瞧你弄的这乱摊子 I mean, just look at this mess.
所以 我们该怎么办呢 So, what should we do about this?
想一起抓老鼠吗 You wanna catch a mouse together?
你可能会得到很好的奖赏哦 There could be a big reward in it for you.
先生 我是让她 Sir, I instructed her
除掉一只动物 不是再添一只 to get rid of an animal, not find another.
我是这么看的 先生 Here's how I see it, sir.
我们酒店现在有鼠患 We have a mouse problem at this hotel,
因此我们可以雇佣一个灭鼠人 so we could hire an exterminator
给我们的酒店从上到下 不留死角地 to have him tramp up and down this whole hotel,
喷洒各种灭鼠剂 just filling it with his poison
提醒本和普芮塔 and alerting Ben and Preeta
他们的婚礼上可能会出现有害动物 to the possibility of vermin at their wedding,
或者 我们可以利用 数百万年来 or we could leverage millions of years
进化而成的捕食者与猎物之间的关系 of predatory-prey evolution
选择一个 and choose a more
既低调又环保的解决方案 subtle and eco-friendly solution.
所以我雇来了 汤姆 That's why I brought on Tom.
你雇来了 You brought on...
她是临时工 根本没有雇佣的权力 She's a temp. She doesn't even have hiring power.
我们在多赛都这么干 先生 It's what we did at the Dorsey, sir.
真的吗 Really?
他们在多赛 绝对不这么干 That is not what they did at the Dorsey.
要不我问问彭尼贝克夫人 Why don't I ask Mrs. Pennybaker?
谁 Who...
谁不让你问在多赛的彭尼贝克夫人了 wouldn't want you to ask Mrs. Pennybaker from the Dorsey?
要不我这就打给她 Why don't I call her right now, huh?
绝对不行 谁都不准打给任何人 Absolutely not. No one's calling anyone.
要是传出去我们想雇一只猫 Word gets out that we're thinking of hiring a cat,
那鼠患也会传出去 well, the mouse problem could leak.
要是传出去我们拒绝雇一只猫 And if word gets out that we're refusing to hire a cat,
善待动物组织在你说"歧视性执法"之前就会出现 PETA will be here before you can say "discriminatory practices."
你得打破固有思维 特伦斯 You need to think outside the box, Terence.
能让他戴顶帽子吗 Could he wear a hat?
你说什么 先生 Excuse me, sir?
能让他戴顶漂亮的帽子吗 Could he wear a jaunty hat?
或许再配个名牌 And, uh, perhaps a name tag?
我觉得会很可爱 I think that'd be adorable.
稍等一下 One second.
先生 你不是认真的吧 Sir, you, you can't be serious?
戴帽子 A hat?
正如你所见 他非常乐意戴一顶帽子 As you can see, he would love to wear a hat.
配一个名牌 And a name tag.
那我觉得 这是个既有创意又很优雅的解决方案 凯拉 Well, then I think this is a creative and elegant solve, Kayla.
谢谢 先生 我也觉得 Thank you, sir. As do I.
那就这样 辛苦了 That'll be all. Thank you.
我是只野猫 I'm a wildcat
告诉所有动物我在哪里 Tell all the creatures where I'm at
待我归来 When I come back
重来一遍 告诉所有的孩子我的归来 Rewind that Tell all the kids that I'm back
我无人能挡 I'm unstoppable
在丛林深处 Deep in the jungle
我是团野火 I am a wildfire
燎起原始的尖叫 Primal screams I have let...
你得把名牌戴正 You gotta fix your name tag.
像这样 There you go.
汤姆
很好 Yeah.
你看上好极了 You look good.
我算是看清你是什么样的人了 I figured out who you are.
我是什么样的人 Who am I?
你是经典的千禧一代 You're one of those millennials.
觉得自己不需要努力 that thinks they can get whatever they want whenever they want
就能随时得到自己想要的一切 without working for it,
最好还是免运费的 preferably with free shipping.
谁不喜欢免运费的 Who doesn't like free shipping?
你所在的可是竞争残酷的价值两千亿美元的行业 This is a cutthroat $200 billion industry.
我拼尽全力 从基层一路做到了中层 And I've clawed my way all the way to the middle.
我不打算就此止步 And I don't intend on stopping there.
好吗 Okay?
你最好祈祷这个小猫计划能奏效 You better hope this little cat plan works.
要是不奏效 Because if it doesn't,
我会让你永远没法在纽约工作 I'll make sure you'll never work in New York City again.
你也警告你 汤姆 And that goes for you, too, Tom.
就是你 Yes, you.
看你还能蹦哒多久 Enjoy it while it lasts because...
这不过是一次考验 汤姆 This is just a test, Tom.
他在小看我们 He doesn't think that we can do it.
就像大多数人那样 Just like most people I know.
恭喜你喜提新工作
但你和我 我们不是大多数 汤姆 But you and I, we're different, Tom.
来抓我呀 老鼠J
不会轻易认输的 We don't go down easy.
好了 先从大堂开始 All right, I'm gonna start in the lobby.
汤 Tom?
好吧 很好 够了吗 Okay. All right. You done?
给我听好了 小猫咪 Listen here, kitty-cat,
我不喜欢被敲脑袋 明白吗 I don't like being pounded. Capiche?
要是让我看到你 我就打爆你的头 I see you again, I bash your head in.
斯派克 快回来 Spike, get back here.
又看到你了 Saw you again!
座位这么安排已经很好了 The tables are arranged very well
但如果你想改动一下 也没关系 But if you want to change it, doesn't matter.
我没想改动 我只是想让它们更完美些 I'm not trying to change it, only to make it perfect
图茨 Toots.
你在这儿啊 小美女 There you are, girl.
做什么呢 What were you doing?
我刚刚到处在找你 I was looking all over for you.
汤姆 你在大堂做什么 Tom, what are you doing in the lobby?
看得出你已经化身为猎人 I see you becoming the hunter...
感受你的猎物 feeling the hunted.
好的 开始行动 Yeah, there we go.
追寻踪迹 Tracking the trail.
对 闻闻那些小爪印 很好 Yeah, you smell those little paws. Yep.
天啊 汤姆 My gosh, Tom.
释放你的掠食本能吧 对 I mean, be the predator. Yeah.
好吧 为什么你 Okay, why are you...
你在画一个 You're drawing a...
听着 我 Look, I...
通缉令 不论死活
汤姆 如果你想画一张通缉令的话 Tom, that is a "wanted dead or alive..."
这个老鼠画的太简单了 而且你字都写错了 That is a stick figure of a mouse and your Es are backwards.
这不会有用的 That's never gonna work.
-你们在找老鼠吗 -天啊 嗨 -You're looking for a mouse? -Gosh! Hi.
是的 乔伊 对 Yes, Joy. Yeah.
你去10楼那扇小门里找过吗 Well, have you checked the tiny little door on the 10th floor?
起初我想 乔伊 你变得好大啊 什么时候的事 At first, I thought, "Whoa, Joy, you became really big. When did that happen?"
然后我看到另一扇正常大小的门 But then I saw another door that was normal sized
我想 好吧 是你的一个眼球变小了 and thought, "Okay, so one of your eyeballs got small."
然后我疯狂眨眼 But then I blinked a ton
发现 不 乔伊 那扇门真的非常小 and realized, "No, Joy, just this door was really small."
我就把一条毛巾 剪成了迷你毛巾 然后留在 So, I cut up a towel to make tiny little towels and left them here.
回到我身边
它们现在不见了 But now they're gone.
不要离开
请勿 打扰
谢谢你 乔伊 你真是个迷人的姑娘 Thank you, Joy. You are a fascinating creature.
我承受不来
说我迷人 我喜欢 Me, fascinating? I like that.
狠狠刺痛我的心
听好了 小混蛋 Listen here, punk.
我知道你永远不回来
我要和你谈谈 You and I gotta chat...
什么 What?
你想让我拿着吗 You want me to grab it?
谢谢你 Thank you.
这太精致了 Oh, wow. This is so detailed.
老鼠杰瑞 一只老鼠
是哪种迷你打印机 还是 What kind of tiny printer or...
还有香味 And it's scented?
什么 What the...
听好了 老鼠先生 Listen here, Mr. Mouse.
杰瑞 Oh. Jerry.
我需要这份工作 I need this job.
所以 长话短说 这是一家酒店 So, simply put, this is a hotel
你是一只老鼠 所以 and you're a mouse. So,
你得离开 you gotta go.
如果你是这种态度的话 Well, if that's how you feel about it,
我要介绍我的执法人员给你认识了 I'll have to introduce you to my enforcer.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh!
不 No!
你不许打我的执法人员 You do not get to beat up my enforcer!
把门打开 Open up the door!
开门 Open up!
《松鼠特工》
让我进去 Let me in!
凯拉 Kayla!
你有什么吩咐吗 先生 What do you need, sir?
立即去新郎新娘套房见我 Meet me in the bridal suite immediately.
马上来 先生 Right away, sir.
你好好想个办法 You figure out a solution
把那只老鼠给我赶出去 to get that mouse out of here.
御门酒店洗发水
一起来吧
南卡罗莱纳州 水坑障碍区
请进 Uh, come on in.
你们来了 Hey, guys.
抱歉 这里有点婚礼战情室的感觉了 Sorry, it's sort of the wedding situation room up here.
特伦斯 你说得对 这模拟器太棒了 Terence, you were right. This simulator's amazing.
完美复制了我糟糕的高尔夫球技 It really replicates how bad I am at golf.
我发现了 Oh, I see that.
出狱以后 我头一回见这么多坏球 I haven't seen this many shanks since I was in prison.
经济犯罪 不过 White-collar crime, but, uh...
宝贝 你要不要休息一下 Baby, do you wanna maybe take a little break?
或者 如果你也想玩的话 Or if you wanna do something together,
我们可以去大溪地玩水肺潜水 we can go scuba diving in Tahiti.
或者去阿尔卑斯山玩滑翔伞 We, uh, could go hang gliding in the Alps.
大溪地 温度30℃ 行进路程:1海里 深度:15英尺
健康度
风暴接近中 瑞士阿尔卑斯山 70次/分钟
滑翔伞
速度 25英里/小时
或者 我们也可以去这个外星星球 Or, uh, we could go to this alien planet
拿枪打外星人玩 and just sort of, uh, shoot some aliens.
凯拉 你把东西放下就行 抱歉 Kayla, you could just put those down. Sorry.
-放哪里 -放身后就行 -这里 -Where? -Just right behind you. -Here?
-好的 -对 -Oh, okay. -Yeah.
特伦斯 你把那个箱子给我好吗 Terence, actually, could I grab that one from you?
好的 它很重 Ah, good. It's heavy.
我想就是这个了 Think this might be it.
给我自己和夫人的一点小惊喜 Just a little bit of a surprise for me and the Mrs.
我们看看 Let's see.
对了 趁你在 特伦斯 By the way, while I have you, Terence, um,
-我能问你个问题吗 -当然 -could I ask you a question? -Absolutely.
你觉得大象怎么样 What do you think about elephants?
大象吗 Um... Elephants.
我觉得它们是很威严很高贵的动物 I think they are majestic and noble creatures.
我是说婚礼上 No, I mean for the wedding.
婚礼上 真正的大象吗 Oh, at the wedding? Real elephants?
对 我觉得会很有趣 Yeah, I sort of thought it might be fun.
宝贝 我从没说过大象无趣 Babe, I never said that they wouldn't be fun.
那么 或许 So, uh, maybe, you know...
我们可以加上大象 也许可以 Maybe we'll do elephants. Maybe we do elephants.
那么您 Have you, um,
考虑过小一点的动物吗 比如 considered maybe a smaller animal like a...
-比如仓鼠 -仓鼠 -like a hamster? -Hamster?
-是啊 很可爱的 -对 -Oh. That's cute. -Yeah.
我们是打算骑着进场 We were gonna ride in on it, though.
仓鼠可以骑吗 Can, can you ride a hamster?
可以 我是说 只要数量足够多 Oh, yes. I mean, as long as you have enough of them,
想怎么骑都行 you can ride them silly.
很好 这也可以考虑一下 Great. Yeah. Well, that's something to consider, too.
宝贝 如果婚礼上有大象能让你开心 Babe, if getting elephants at the wedding would make you happy...
只要你开心 我就会开心 You being happy would make me happy.
好 那就用大象 Okay, get the elephants.
好的 我们就用大象 All right! We're gonna get the elephants.
真棒 那就用大象 Great! We'll do the elephants!
是个电动滑板 我很喜欢这种 Oh! It's a motorized skateboard. I love those.
还配备无线网 It's got, uh, you know, Wi-Fi.
为什么一个滑板要有无线网 Why does a skateboard need Wi-Fi?
为什么不能有 Why the fi not?
看看我的处境 See what I'm dealing with?
你好 Hello?
-对 他就在我旁边 -是谁 -Yeah, uh, he's right here. -Who is it?
我爸爸 My dad.
什么 我看着精神吗 What? Do I look okay?
只是接个电话而已 For a phone call? Yes.
也对 Right.
失陪一下 One second.
爸爸
您好 梅塔先生 Hello, Mr. Mehta.
听您说话感觉您精气神十足 You sound like you look amazing.
如果您有什么需要的话 请随时来电 If you need anything at all, please don't hesitate to call.
我们会为您效劳 We'll help you accordingly.
是这样 特伦斯 You know what, Terence,
斯派克之前吃了一些卷饼 但是我还要 Spike got into some burritos earlier and, well...
你懂的 你介意吗 I was, you know. Do you mind?
当然不介意 Of course.
我准备好了 我准备好了 I'm ready! I'm ready!
谢谢 Thank you.
凯拉 能不能 Kayla, can you...
其实 我想让凯拉留一下 Uh, actually, I would love to keep Kayla
我想和她商量一些有关伴娘的事 and maybe run through some bridesmaids-related stuff with her.
-你懂的 配色什么的 -当然可以 -You know, coordinating colors. -Sure.
我眼光可以的 I have a very good eye.
没关系 我和凯拉处理就好 No, that's fine. I'll just run through it all with Kayla.
出发吧 我狗绳都带好了 快点 Here we go. I got the lead. I got the lead. Come on.
好的 Very well.
-没问题 -谢谢你 特伦斯 -Of course. -Thank you, Terence.
-凯拉 -在 -Kayla. -Yes.
风景真好 Wow, what a view!
来吧 伴娘服是什么颜色的 So, what are your bridesmaids colors?
我戒指丢了 I lost my ring.
那个大钻戒吗 The big one?
对 那个大钻戒 唯一一个 Yeah, my big one. My... My only one.
怎么丢的 How?
在我去水疗中心的路上 Well, I was, I was on my way to the spa,
本跟我说把它放到保险箱里 and Ben had told me to put it in the safe
因为他总是觉得我会弄丢 because he's always convinced that I'm gonna lose it.
不过你确实弄丟了 But you did lose it.
是啊 我不知道放哪儿了 Yeah, I mean, I misplaced it.
开始我以为被人拿走了 I thought first someone must've taken it, but...
您觉得它会不会还在水疗中心 And would you say that it is still in the spa?
也可能在泳池里 Or the pool.
或是休息室 我今天跑了很多地方 Or the lounge. I was all over the place today,
不过 我不想让本知道戒指丢了的事 but I don't want Ben to know that it was ever missing.
真的吗 Really?
难道他不会大度地表示理解吗 I mean, won't he just be all adorableand understanding about it?
亲爱的 那枚钻戒真的很大 Babe, that was a really big ring.
-明白了 -嘿 -Understood. -Hey.
嗨 Hi.
-嗨 -我爸爸有什么事 -Hi. -What did my dad want?
没什么 我们就是联络一下感情 Nothing. He was just, uh, we were just kinda bonding.
很好 Great.
你的戒指呢 Uh, where is your ring?
哪个戒指 Which ring?
你的订婚戒指 Your engagement ring?
那枚巨大的 我送给你用来表达爱意的那个 The giant one that I gave you for love.
是这样的 Uh, the thing is...
说来有趣 先生 It's a funny story actually, sir.
其实是我拿走了 I actually took it.
是我拿走了 Yes, I did.
被我拿去清洗了 To go get cleaned.
我把它拿去好好清洗了一下 I took it to go get a scrub-a-dub
让它在婚礼上闪耀夺目 and be all shiny for the wedding.
散发出钻石本身的光泽 Bright as... bright as a diamond.
太好了 你真是太贴心了 Great. That's actually very thoughtful.
-谢谢 -谢谢你 凯拉 -Thank you. -Thank you, Kayla.
对了 我们想在 By the way, we really wanna put
账单上给你一点心意 some kind of gratuity for you on the bill.
都听您的安排 先生 Whatever you see fit, sir.
-谢谢 -爱你们 -Thanks. -Love you, guys.
-爱你 -不同的爱 -Love you. -In different ways.
谢谢 Thank you.
随时效劳 Anytime.
不好意思 Excuse me.
快快快 Come on, come on, come on.
停下 停下 停下 Stop, stop! Stop!
不不不 等等 等等 No, no, no, wait, wait!
-怎么了 -有感觉了 -What? -Here it comes.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
-舒服 -不不不 -Oh, yes. -No, no, no!
拜托 Oh, come on!
别按喇叭了 再按他就不好意思了 Stop the beeping! You're making him self-conscious!
你到底吃了多少卷饼 How many burritos did you eat?
我都看到了 I see what you did.
好吧 Okay.
没看到我在铲屎吗 I'm scooping the poop, huh?
你看他就是故意 You saw he did it on purpose...
我们走 Let's go!
禁止入内
原创捕鼠陷阱 设计者 汤姆猫 比例 1:150
乔伊 Joy?
凯拉 猎鼠进行得怎么样了 Hey, Kayla, oh, how's the mouse hunt going?
还在进行中 Oh, it's going.
对了 我想问你一个问题 By the way, quick question for you.
假设一位贵客弄丢了戒指 Say a VIP person lost a ring
有人想在不惊动别人的情况下 and someone wanted to look for said ring
找到那枚戒指 without raising any eyebrows,
你觉得那个人该去哪里找 where would you say that person should look?
天啊 我喜欢解谜 Oh, my God, I, I, I love riddles.
如果我是那个人的话 Well, if I were that someone...
当然不是我 ah, but I'm not.
也说不定 谁知道呢 But I could be. Who knows?
总有一天 我也只有做梦了 One day. One can only dream.
贵宾 VIP.
抱歉 回归正题 Sorry, back to the question.
这取决于物体的大小 It would depend on the size of the object.
是一辆车吗 是活的吗 是一条狗吗 Is it a car? Is it alive? Could it be a dog?
我总是丢三落四 I lose things all the time.
我上周弄丢了我弟弟 拜托别告诉任何人 I lost my baby brother last week. Don't tell anyone, please,
因为我当时心想 乔伊 你在哪里 求你了了 because I was like, "Joey, where are you? Please?"
然后谢天谢地 他 And then, thank the Lord, he...
好吧 Yeah.
危险 请勿 触摸
全球快速航空
汤姆 你这是 Tom! What?
你冷静点 Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill out!
再说了 你这样也防不住那个反社会的小家伙 Besides, that is never gonna keep out that minuscule sociopath.
他没了是什么意思 What do you mean, he's gone?
你是说 彻底没了 Like, like gone-gone?
你确定吗 Are you sure?
漂亮 真棒 汤姆 Yes! Booyah, Tom! Oh!
今晚给你更多热牛奶 More hot milk for you tonight
杜布罗斯先生 Mr. Dubros,
我很高兴告诉您 I am delighted to inform you
我们雇汤姆去做的那份工作 that the job that we hired Tom for,
-已经完成了 -太好了 -it is completed. -Oh, wonderful.
现在我们只需要想想怎么不触及 Now we just have to figure out how to let him go
平等就业原则就让他走人 without triggering an equal employment issue.
或许该研究下遣散费了 I should probably look into severance packages.
-没错 -要不给一个月量的吞拿鱼 -Right. -Maybe a month of tuna?
因为他是一只猫 'Cause he's a cat.
一家一个 I think it's one per family.
有没有什么办法能让客人 And if there's any way to make sure the guests get these
办理入住的时候就拿到这些 as soon as they check in...
新娘挺喜欢你的嘛 The bride's taken quite a shine to you.
我不知道 我是说 I don't know, I mean,
我只是尽力为婚礼的各种杂事帮忙 whatever I can do to help with the wedding craziness.
他们看起来压力挺大的 They seem really stressed out with it all.
这么说吧 婚礼是对一段感情的完美考验 If anything, the ceremony is the perfect test for a relationship.
你可以在誓言里许下任何诺言 'Cause you can promise all you want in the vows.
真正重要的却是 如何处理策划的压力 When it comes down to it, it's how you handle the pressure of the planning.
一些情侣能通过考验 有些就失败了 Some couples rise to the challenge and others fall.
我真该把这段话记下来 I should write that down.
怎么样 汤姆告诉你好消息了吗 So, did Tom tell you the good news?
鼠患的问题已经正式得到解决 The mouse problem has officially been handled.
"她来 她见 她解决" Hey! She came, she saw, she exterminated.
是啊 Yeah.
那么 我们庆祝一下吧 So, how about we celebrate?
无碳酸苏打水 这就来 Flat club soda coming right up.
那可太好了 Yeah, there we go.
简直是太疯狂了 The real wild stuff.
那对小爪子可真灵巧啊 Wow, those little paws move quick, huh?
你该当他经纪人 You should be his manager.
当然可以 没问题啊 I mean, sure, why not?
也许他们会看到我这么能干 Maybe they'll see how much I'm killing it
聘我当永久员工来管理这里的一切 and bring me on permanently to run everything?
好吧 看来有人觉得自己可以连升好几级 Okay, so somebody thinks they can skip a few steps.
不是 只是 No, it's just...
在我的家乡并没有什么真正的机会 I mean, where I came from, there were no real opportunities.
是哪里 Where's that?
宾夕法尼亚州的一个小镇 A small town in Penn State.
想象一下 你的整个未来就在眼前 而你无法忍受 Picture seeing your whole future in front of you and you can't stand it.
在那里我就是这样 That was me, there.
我只想找到一些让我觉得自己 I just wanted to find that thing that made me feel...
很重要 Important?
对 Yeah.
纽约似乎是寻找它的好地方 And New York seemed like the right place to look for it.
好吧 简历的事我听说了 Well, I mean, I've heard about your resume.
那个啊 About that...
没事 别不好意思 Hey, come on, don't be shy.
无论你想做什么 你都值得 Whatever shot you're looking for, you deserve.
你证明了 You know, you're proof
要在纽约成功需要的不仅是一份漂亮的简历 对吧 that it takes more than a fancy resume to make it big in New York. Right?
我认罪 Guilty as charged.
图茨需要做一个美爪 Toots needs a little pawpicure.
凯拉说你们可能还有空位 Kayla mentioned you might have a spot.
如果您没问题 我们现在就可以给她安排 We could actually see her right now.
太好了 That would be so great.
你知道吗 宝贝 Don't you know, baby
孩子 你知道吗 宝贝 Child, don't you know, baby
你知道吗 宝贝 Oh, don't you know, baby
小女孩 小女孩 你知道吗 Little girl, little girl, Don't you know, oh
请听我说 宝贝 Please listen to me, baby
女孩 我是如此爱你 Girl, I'm in love With you so
调暗你的台灯 Turn your lamp down low
易碎品
我说调暗你的台灯 I said turn Your lamp down low
调暗 Turn it down
请调暗你的台灯 Please turn your lamp down
走吧 宝贝 Okay, come on, baby.
-非常感谢 -不客气 -Thank you so much. -You're welcome.
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh.
不不不 住手 No, no, no. Stop it.
你们两个 Both of you.
他怎么还活着 他怎么在这里 Why is he alive? Why is he here?
结束了 杰瑞 It's over, Jerry.
我要叫灭鼠的人了 I'm calling in the poison guys.
普芮塔的戒指怎么在你这儿 Why do you have Preeta's ring?
它一直都在你手上吗 Have you had it this entire time?
把它给我 快点 把戒指放下 Give it to me. Now. Drop the ring.
你有什么条件 杰瑞 What do you want for it, Jerry?
你想留在这里 You wanna stay here?
你这个小骗子 You little con artist.
好吧 这个可以谈 Fine. We can discuss this
但条件我来提 on my terms.
没事 没问题 我能搞定 Okay, no problem! I got it!
汤姆 Tom...
-不好意思 -他去哪里了 -Excuse me! -Where did he go?
-不好意思 -汤姆 他去哪儿了 -Excuse me! -Tom, where did he go?
-快去找他 快去 -停下 我叫你停下 -Find him. Now. -Stop. I said, stop!
站住 Stop! Stop!
你得听我的 I'm the boss.
我为什么会在酒店的地盘 Why do I see temporary employees socializing
看到临时员工利用上班时间社交 on hotel property in the middle of their shift?
我们只是 We were just...
特伦斯 我们在庆祝 Terence, we're celebrating, you know?
酒店鼠患的问题解决了 The, uh, hotel's mouse problem is taken care of.
是吗 那恭喜了 Oh, yeah, congratulations.
团队合作真棒 是吧 Teamwork is dream work, right?
是啊 都处理好了 对吧 汤姆 Yeah, it's taken care of, right, Tom?
已经彻底处理好了 是吧 汤姆 It is so taken care of, right, Tom?
等一下 他在干什么 What... What is he doing?
他什么都没干 He's not doing nothing.
你紧张什么 Why are you acting nervous?
你看起来很紧张 You're acting nervous.
我一点都不紧张 I'm not acting nervous.
是吗 你口袋里是什么 No? What's in your pocket?
特伦斯 Terence.
-等等 不 他在口袋里 -特伦斯 你在干什么 -Wait! No, he's in the pocket. -Terence, what are you doing?
老鼠在她口袋里 The mouse is in the pocket.
回来 快回来 Come back here! Come back here!
我很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry!
过来 小猫咪 Come here, pussycat.
大家都冷静点 Everyone, keep calm!
不 Oh, no!
回来 No!
那只老鼠 The mouse!
我的天 What the...
这绝对是你的错 This is definitely your bad.
凯拉 你打算怎么解释 Kayla, and what would you call this, huh?
这是个误会 从头到尾都是个误会 This was a mistake. It was a total misunderstanding.
而且我觉得 这是失职 This is a dereliction of duty!
这是你不诚信带来的后果 And it's a reflection of the absence of character!
而且 这让整个酒店难堪 It's an embarrassment to the hotel.
也是对你的侮辱 And it's an insult to you.
后果就是这么严重 先生 That's how serious this matter is, sir.
我赞同 I agree.
特伦斯 我决定让你休假 Terence, I'm placing you on leave.
什么 What?
显然 这场盛大的婚礼 It's clear that the magnitude of this wedding
让你有点手足无措 你现在整个人都焦虑不安 has overwhelmed you and you're in something of a state.
-我觉得休假会 -慢着 让我先确认一下 -I think a break would... -Hold on a sec. Let me make sure
我们在一些基本事实上 是达成一致的 that we're on the same page here regarding the basic facts of this.
是她逼我们雇的那只猫 没抓到那只老鼠 The cat that she forced us to hire failed to catch the mouse.
凯拉说她除掉老鼠了 难道不是吗 Kayla said she got rid of the mouse. Isn't that right?
我是这么说的 That is what I said.
你是这么说的 可你没这么做 That is what you said. But that is not what you did.
那只在酒店大堂里搞破坏的老鼠 The mouse that caused all that destruction to our lobby
仍然在酒店里 is still in the hotel.
我在动物龙卷风里 亲眼看到他了 I saw him in the animal tornado.
特伦斯 听听你自己说的 没人看到老鼠 Terence, listen to yourself. No one saw a mouse.
我看到了 I saw the mouse.
但大家都看到了你对福里斯特小姐的过激行为 But they did see you acting erratically towards Miss Forester
就在你把新郎的斗牛犬带到吧台后 after bringing the groom's bulldog into a bar.
她也把那只猫带去吧台了 She brought the kitty-cat to the bar, too.
汤姆是我们的员工 Tom is an employee.
他有名牌的 He has a name tag.
这也太扯了 我简直要疯了 This is insane. I'm going insane right now.
你确实像疯了一样 Well, you're certainly acting insane.
你给酒店造成了数万美元的损失 You caused tens of thousands of dollars of damage to the hotel,
你吓坏了我们的客人 而现在 you've terrified our guests, and now
你还在试图把这一切嫁祸于凯拉 you're attempting to frame it as Kayla's fault?
知道吗 你不能这么干 You know what? You can't do this.
你不能在活动的中途 解雇活动经理 You can't fire the event manager in the middle of an event.
请递交辞呈 主动离开 特伦斯 Please leave on your own merits, Terence.
我不想动用保安 I don't want to have to call security.
拜托 别这样 Please don't do this.
好吧 Okay.
很好 Okay.
我的天啊 Oh, my days.
别指望我捡起来 And I'm not picking it up.
把尾巴从耳朵里拿出来 恶心死了 Get your tail out of your ears. It's disgusting.
这可真是一团糟 Well, this is a disaster.
是啊 Yeah.
在酒店举办近几年来最重大的活动之际 Firing our events manager before the biggest and most important event
炒掉活动经理 this hotel has thrown in years.
我能放心让特伦斯离开的唯一原因 The only reason I felt comfortable asking Terence to take leave
是因为我们有你这样经验丰富的人选 is because we have someone with your wealth of experience here.
什么 我是这样吗 With the what now?
普芮塔小姐打电话告诉我 I got a call from Miss Preeta.
你默默帮她找到了 She told me that you quietly found
一件她苦苦寻找的非常重要物品 a very important missing item she was looking for.
你很有才干 凯拉 You're multitalented, Kayla.
你觉得自己可以胜任临时活动经理的职位吗 Do you think you can handle the role of interim event manager?
没开玩笑 Are you kidding?
当然 当然可以 Yes, yes, of course.
需要不辞辛劳 It's a massive endeavor.
先生 我的中间名就是 不辞辛劳 Sir, "massive endeavor" is my middle name.
其实是朱迪丝 It's Judith,
但你懂我意思 but you get the point.
我知道你刚来 I know you're new,
但你的履历让我觉得 你能胜任 but your employment history convinces me you're qualified to take this on.
而且谁知道呢 如果周末的活动进展顺利 And who knows, if this weekend goes well,
或许下周一我们可以聊聊你长期工作的事 we may be discussing a more permanent position on Monday.
我想象不出 I can't imagine... anything
有什么事能把这次活动搞砸 that could possibly mess this up.
停 Stop it.
你们两个别打了 You guys gotta stop fighting.
看上去你们已经斗了很多年 It's like you've been doing this for years.
听着 首先 谢谢归还戒指 Listen, first of all, thank you for the ring.
偷走后还回来 真是帮了大忙 Helpful to have it back after you stole it.
别管这个了 Never mind.
还记得我跟你们说过 Remember when I said to the both of you
你们能否留在这 我说了不算吗 that letting you stay here wasn't up to me?
好吧 Well...
现在好好看看 if you look right there,
现在我说了算 知道吗 I'm in charge now, all right?
而这场婚礼 是一项重大的任务 And this wedding it's a huge responsibility.
是我一直在等待的难得机会 It's the shot that I've been waiting for
我绝不能搞砸 and I can't screw it up.
所以你们两个 得离开这儿 So, you two, you gotta go.
别用这种眼神看我 Stop looking at me like that.
好吧 Ugh! Okay.
也许你们可以留下来 Maybe you can stay here.
但绝不能像这样 But not like this.
你们在楼下闯了大祸 弄得一团糟 Uh-uh. That little mess you caused downstairs, it's a disaster.
你们想留下来 是吧 You know what, you wanna stay, right?
可以 但有个条件 Fine. One condition.
你们两个得向我证明 你们能和谐共处 You two have to prove to me that you can coexist together.
而且婚礼时离这儿远远的 And stay as far away from here as possible.
明白了吗 Got it?
所以明天 So, tomorrow,
我打算让你们两个好好相处一整天 I'm gonna plan an entire day for you two to spend together
好好逛逛这座大苹果城 out there, in the Big Apple.
如果你们能做到 And if you do this,
就可以留下来 you guys can stay.
说定了吗 Do we have a deal?
明天早上9点 车来接你们 Your car will be here at 9:00 a.m.
别迟到 Don't be late.
我已等候多时 来吧
蹦蹦跳跳 进进出出 屋内激情四射
收起你的拘谨 别再暗自考量
告诉我你在后院的哪个角落
即使跌跌撞撞 也要速速进屋
没人想当最后一个
没错 没错
欢迎光临我的快活大宅
你不会想最后一个赶来
快来
来吧 在这快活的房子里 快乐被彻底点燃
大家上蹿下跳 快活得不得了
好了 大伙儿 拜托 各位 Okay, guys, please, everyone...
拜托 Please...
有真正紧急的事吗 Any, any true emergencies?
真正紧急的事 True emergencies?
我们一个一个来吧 Let's just go around the room one at a time.
我的手指刚刚被门夹到了 而且... I just caught my finger in the door and...
行了 拜托 闭嘴吧 拜托 Okay, please, seriously, just shut up, please. Uh...
凯德拉女士 Madam Kaydra,
你确定除掉老鼠了吗 are we sure the mouse is gone?
据说宾客名单上有一位米其林餐厅视察员 Rumors are the guest list includes a Michelin restaurant inspector,
所以万一有个闪失 so one slip-up
我和我儿子 都得被扫地出门 and me and my son are out on the streets.
杰基 你尽管放心 老鼠的问题绝对已经处理好了 Jackie, rest assured, the mouse is currently being taken care of.
其他人还有什么问题吗 Anyone else have any other problems?
你有没有想办法解决 外面大家伙的问题 Uh, did you address the, um, elephant that's here?
卡梅伦 Cameron,
有 我在想办法解决这屋里大家伙的问题 yes, I addressed the elephant in the room.
你刚刚不在这 You weren't here for it.
不 我所说的是字面意思(指大象) Yeah, no, I mean literally.
把它们放哪儿 Where do you want 'em?
抱歉 你是说大象 Pardon. The elephants?
总不能关在卡车里吧 Can't leave 'em in the truck.
当然 那样太不人道了 No. That would be inhumane.
-先交给泊车员吧 -好的 -They can be parked at valet. -Okay.
别激动 塞西尔 Relax, Cecil.
我一直是个有远见的人
可她为何总是充耳不闻
想知道付出是否心甘情愿
我仍觉得自己像是被囚禁于此
我呼喊着根植于心内的傲气
眼中的我俨然成了逃亡之徒
我只是希望如何改变我的处境
我说 把这些孔雀放到员工休息室里怎么样 Okay. How about we go ahead and put all the birds in the staff room?
饲养员说 每年这个时候 Um, the animal wrangler said this time of year
它们都需要空间来进行社交和交配 they need room to socialize and mate.
我觉得他们社交够了 乔伊 I think they've socialized enough, Joy.
这毕竟是场婚礼 不是春假 This is a wedding after all, not spring break.
所以 把它们放到员工休息室里吧 So let's just go ahead and put 'em in the staff room.
孔雀怎么叫来着 What... what sound do peacocks make?
我觉得 卡呜 -I mean... -Ca-caw!
你那么叫是对的 I think that sounds right.
自由
再来
别再说了 废话已够
剑齿虎
这里的人 各付各账
请勿触摸
我们缴足了税 他们却付不够钱
我从不曾想过独自上路
但我的耐心已消磨殆尽
也曾努力挽救想离开的心
我犯过错 我从不否认
汤姆和杰瑞 啊哦 epicso 哈哈哈哈哈
放我走吧 拜托
汤姆和杰瑞 好吃 brentdroog 我喜欢这地方
汤姆和杰瑞 唷 seldomnoah 哇 太疯狂了
对不起
汤姆和杰瑞 意大利腊香肠 coopdeloop 我酸了
我只是想要
我只是想要自由
新鲜海鲜
自由
一路飞奔 只因心花怒放
我只是想要自由
凯拉 快出来吧 Kayla, come on already.
天啊 我好后悔答应你做这件事 Oh, gosh, I so regret saying yes to this.
我的天啊 你看上去太美了 Oh, my God. You look incredible.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们是一家提供全方位服务的酒店 Well, we are a full-service hotel here.
无论是是遛狗 Be it dog walking,
还是不可思议地找回客人丢失的戒指 or quite even possibly, saving someone's lost ring.
还有什么可以帮您的吗 女士 Is there anything else I can help you with, milady?
没有了 谢谢 Oh, no, thank you.
这场婚礼已经够折腾的了 This wedding is bonkers enough already.
为什么不对他说"不" Why don't you just say no?
不 我们只是决定 Oh, no, we've... We've just decided
避免做出让别人误以为我们在吵架的行为 to, um, avoid behaviors that might give the impression that we're fighting.
那在私下里呢 But what about when it's just you two?
当然会在婚礼规模这件事上 意见不合 I mean, we disagree, of course, about how big the wedding should be.
不过我想 维持形象的压力可能会大到 But I guess there was so much pressure to maintain an image
让我们忘了该如何吵架 that somewhere we forgot how to fight.
本真的很爱你 普芮塔 Ben really loves you, Preeta.
是 他真的是个好男人 Yeah. He's a really good guy.
只是他要做 就要做大 It's just that when he goes, he goes big.
当然我喜欢他这一点 And I love that about him.
是啊 Yeah.
但我有种不好的预感 But I have this feeling that this
这场小型的印式婚礼 可能会成为一场巨大的灾难 small Indian wedding is gonna be a great big disaster.
洋基体育场 洋基体育场 4号门
今天的洋基体育场气氛热烈 Beautiful day at Yankee Stadium.
九局下半 两出局 Top of the 9th inning, two out,
洋基队领先一分 and the Yankees up by one.
站在垒上的是亚历克斯·戈登 Big Alex Gordon at the plate.
这球飞的好远 就看这一球了 That ball is crushed. This might be it.
比赛可能要就此结束了 The ball game may be over.
洋基队可能就要拿下 The Yankees could move on and...
怎么回事 Oh! What's this?
一名毛茸茸的球迷居然闯进球场 接到了球 A hairy fan has reached over and caught the ball.
洋基体育场陷入混乱 Mayhem unfolds at Yankee Stadium.
两名坐在右外场的棒球迷 Two baseball fans seated in right field
打断了原本属于洋基队的最后一次出局 interrupted what could have been the final out for the Yankees.
两名肇事者随后被动物管理中心的人员带走 The culprits were later taken away by animal control.
动物管理中心
另一则新闻 In other news...
我的天啊 Oh, my gosh!
刚刚那是 What was...
本 那是架无人机吗 Ben, was that a drone?
可不是普通的无人机 Not just any drone.
它的型号是CH-4000 军用级别得 That was a CH-4000, military-grade.
-好吧 -肯定不会伤到人的 -Yeah. -But I'm sure it's harmless.
乔伊 Joy?
-我该去那边看看吧 -乔伊 去看看吧 -Should I go see what that... -Yes. Yes, Joy.
-好 这就去 -乔伊 快去 好的 -Oh, okay. Going. -Yes, Joy, go. Yep.
刚刚有人尖叫 That was a scream.
不会伤人的 It's harmless.
是啊 军用的通常都这么说 Yeah. Military things usually are.
我买这个 是因为我觉得 I got this drone because I thought,
当普芮塔和我骑着大象进场的时候 uh, when Preeta and I come into the wedding on the elephants,
无人机可能会有点 that the drone could be kind of, uh...
当我对另一个人大声说出 As I'm saying the words "drone" and "elephant,"
无人机和大象这两个词时 out loud to another human being,
我在想 这是不是 I'm wondering, is this, um...
有点过了 is this a lot?
婚礼 Weddings, Ben,
本来就让人压力足够大了 they're already stressful enough,
-对吧 -对 -you know? -Yeah.
重要的是 普芮塔已经迫不及待嫁给你 The important part is that Preeta, she can't wait to marry you.
所以放松点 好吗 So, just take it easy, you know?
享受过程 Enjoy the ride.
是 你只有这么一次机会 -Yeah. -You only got one shot at it.
只有一次把它办好的机会 Like, one chance to, like, get it right.
所以顺其自然 放轻松 Uh-huh. So just go ahead and pull it back.
对 放轻松 然后尽情释放 Yeah. Pull it back and just sorta let it rip.
就是彻底放轻松 然后彻底爆发 Like, really, just pull it way back and just explode out of it.
-我想表达的可不是这个意思 -有道理 -That is not what I was trying to say to you. -Yeah.
他们说他已经让武器失效了 They said they'd disabled the weapons.
-还有武器 -我过去看看 -There's weapons? -Uh, I'll make sure.
我找到它了 I found it.
我找到 I found the...
我的天啊 救命 救命 救命 Oh, my God! Help me, help me, help me!
她找到它了 She found it.
别直视它 乔伊 Don't look it in the eyes, Joy.
欢迎来到你们的新家 先生们 Welcome to your new home, gentlemen.
老实点 已经喂过你了 Hey, hey, hey, pipe down! You already been fed.
你们好 Hello.
安静 Quiet.
适应一下 你们得在这里待上一阵儿 Get comfortable. You're gonna be here a while.
祝你们住的愉快 Have a nice stay!
流浪猫们 Alley cats
出来一起玩呀 Come out and play
这不是那只野猫吗 That's that cat from the alley!
我们又见面了 Well, well, well. So, we meet again.
你和我之间还有些没了结的事 You know, you and me? We got some unfinished business to settle.
吃晚餐了 Dinner time.
我更想管它叫零食 Snack is what I like to call it.
你们两个别怕 Relax, you two.
很快就会好的 只要你们两个不反抗 This won't take long, as long as you don't fight it.
抓到你了 Gotcha.
哦别怕嘛 来这儿 Oh, don't be scared, come here!
你要吃他吗 Are you gonna eat him?
你最好当一只小乖猫 Why don't you be a good little kitty
在我没翻脸之前 把他交出来 and hand him over before I stop being nice?
就是 难不成你们还是朋友吗 Yeah, what are you, like, friends or something?
还犹豫什么 快把他吃了 Go ahead. Eat him now.
不让我们吃 你就得吃 If we can't eat him, you gotta eat him.
看起来是不错的零食 Looks like a nice snack.
下嘴 Chew. Chew.
-吃了他 -下嘴 下嘴 下嘴 -Eat him. Eat. Eat. -Chew. Chew. Chew.
别玩你的食物了 Stop playin' with your food
吃了他 这就对了 快吞下去 Ah, ah, there you go. Bottoms up!
-吃了他 -吃了他 -Eat him! -There you go!
有看上去那么好吃吗 Is it as good as it looks?
你还在等什么 嚼啊 What are you waiting for? Chew.
嚼啊 嚼啊 Chew. Chew.
嚼啊 嚼啊 嚼啊 嚼啊 Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew.
如果你再不嚼 就让我们来 If you don't start chewing, we will.
很辣吧 还是卡津菜(又咸又辣) Oh, that's spicy. Cajun.
嚼啊 嚼啊 嚼啊 Chew. Chew. Chew.
等一下 不太对劲儿 把嘴张开 Wait a minute. Something ain't right. Open your mouth.
你听到了 把嘴张开 You heard him, open your trap!
嘿 猫 Hey, cat.
有人来看你 You got a visitor.
-什么 -有人来看他 -What? -Visitors?
他根本没吃他 He didn't even eat him!
老鼠 还有你 Mouse, you got one, too.
你好 汤姆 Hola, Tom.
他们待你怎么样 How are they treating you?
这个地方很可怕 This place is, uh, horrible.
吃奶酪棒吗 Cheese stick?
你不想吃 Oh, you don't want it?
我们这样 Here's the deal.
我知道你想回酒店 I know you wanna come back to the hotel,
而我可以帮你 and I can help you do it.
你可能已经知道了 As you may already know,
现在凯拉负责婚礼 Kayla's been put in charge of the wedding.
那可是项艰巨的任务 And, yeah, it's a tough job.
所以她派我来这里 That's why she sent me here to bring you back.
带你回去帮她 So you can help.
但有个条件 But there's a catch.
只能带走你们其中一个 I can only take one of you.
知道你朋友说什么吗 You know what your friend said?
他说都怪你 That it's your fault.
或许我不该告诉你 Maybe I shouldn't say this, you know?
他说你闻起来 像只吞拿鱼 He says you smell like... Like tuna.
快熏死他了 And a cheesy foot.
他还说你 He also said that you're, uh...
对朋友不坦诚 You're emotionally unavailable.
不坦诚
他还希望你永远被关在这儿 He also wants you to stay here and rot.
现在你们让我很为难 Now, you put me in such a tough position.
因为你知道 我只能带其中一个回酒店 As you already know, I can only take one of you back to the hotel.
要带猫走呢 Will it be the cat?
还是老鼠呢 Or the mouse?
好了 我做出决定了 Okay. I've made my decision.
瞧一瞧 名人新闻 纽约精英情侣普芮塔和本 Check this out. In celebrity news, major commotion at the Royal Gate Hotel
将举行私密婚礼 as New York's elite couple, Preeta and Ben,
举办地御门酒店备受关注 are tying the knot in a private, intimate wedding.
穿上白色礼服 在转弯处等我
御门酒店
青春一去不复返 我们也许可以这样做
一直沐浴在你的爱中 亲爱的 我一定要表白
亲爱的 我们结婚吧 我就是想结婚
穿上白色礼服 在转弯处等我
好了 好了 Okay. Okay...
青春一去不复返 我们也许可以这样做
让开 Move.
一直沐浴在你的爱中 亲爱的 我一定要表白
梅塔先生 您觉得怎么样 Mr. Mehta, what do you think?
你没有包头巾 You're not wearing a turban.
这是个问句还是陈述句 Is that, Is that a question or a statement?
我不知道我该不该回答 I didn't know if you wanted an answer.
我最近爱上了板球 I've been getting really into cricket!
你表现得很棒 You're doing great.
香槟准备得怎么样了 How are we doing on the champagne?
很好很好 We good, we good.
只不过酒太多 而我手太少 There's just a lot of it, and not enough hands.
好的 Okay.
好了兄弟 把这些送上楼 All right, bro. Take these upstairs.
我一会就来 你能行吗 I'll be up in a minute. You good?
可以 没问题 Yeah, yeah. I think so.
鸟妈妈 这里出问题了 我们需要你 Momma bird, we got a problem here. We need you.
好的 这就来 Okay, on my way.
怎么了 What?
我觉得我也能把婚礼办好 I think I might have just pulled this off.
女士们先生们 婚礼很快就要开始了 Ladies and gentlemen, the ceremony is about to begin.
好了 马尔科姆 注意表情 威严一点 All right, Malcolm, game face, look impressive.
你可能不知道 我时刻准备着 FYI, I'm always ready.
真是好笑 LOL.
本 这感觉太尴尬了 Ben, this feels so embarrassing.
希望这话让你放松一点 你看起来美极了 Well, if it's any consolation, you look very beautiful.
某种程度上 我们才是大象 And in a way, you know, we're the elephants.
因为我们永远不会忘记这场婚礼 Because we're never gonna forget this wedding.
开始了 Here we go.
普芮塔 Preeta!
婚礼现场见到大象正常吗 The, the elephant are normal in these kind of events?
我们酒店向来欢迎大象 We are an elephant-friendly establishment.
向来欢迎大象 Friendly establishment.
真是太美了 That's really beautiful.
大象是个不错的选择 The elephants were a great choice.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
把这场婚礼当作 Consider this wedding a welcome party.
专门为你举办的欢迎派对 Just for you.
不会吧 Oh, no.
不 No.
杰瑞在这里干什么 What is Jerry doing here?
你肯定很尴尬吧 Well, that must be awkward.
毕竟他说了你那么多的坏话 With all the horrible things he said about you.
甚至说你不适合在御门酒店工作 That you're not fit to work at the Royal Gate.
汤姆 别这样 要顾及别人的感受 Tom, come on, now. Let's not be insensitive.
你能不能不要再烦他了 Oh, would you just leave him alone already?
但是我有话要说 Well, I got something to say.
行啊 那就快说 Okay, go ahead and speak, then!
正如我所说的 As I was saying...
干掉你了 Gotcha!
来完成我们的使命吧 Now let's go finish what we started.
玩得开心 Have fun.
汤姆怎么在这儿 Why is Tom here?
我没看到杰瑞 你呢 I don't see Jerry. Do you see Jerry?
没 我也没有 Uh, no. I don't.
很不错吧 看 你爸很喜欢 Isn't this great? And look, your dad loves it.
至少我觉得他很喜欢 At least, I think he's loving it. It's kinda hard to tell.
还不错 Not bad.
对着无人机镜头笑一个 Ah. Smile for the drone-cam.
无人机镜头 Drone-cam?
对 无人机上可以装摄像机 Yeah. They can put a cam on a drone.
等等 那些是孔雀吗 Wait. Are those peacocks?
是的 可能只是异国鸟类套餐的一部分 Yeah, I think they might have just been part of the, uh, exotic bird package.
连老虎都有 And, and even the tiger?
老虎我们也是头一次 Well, the tiger is our first.
我说过不要再搞这些了 I begged you to stop doing this stuff.
抱歉 这是最后一个惊喜了 I'm sorry. That is the last surprise.
你就是听不进去 You just don't listen.
听什么 Listen to what?
不 汤姆 别这么干 No, Tom. Don't do it.
砸呀 汤姆 砸呀 Do it, Tom. Do it.
你这个老鼠的死期到了 You're dead, mouse.
普芮塔和本
我的天 那是老鼠吗 OMG. Is that a mouse?
搞什么 WT...
普芮塔 Preeta!
老鼠 老鼠 Mouse! Mouse!
老鼠 老鼠 老鼠 老鼠 老鼠 Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse!
-扶住了 -我的宝贝 -We got him. -Oh, my baby!
不 大家保持冷静 No, no. Stay calm, everyone!
老鼠 Mouse! Ahh!
老鼠 老鼠 Mouse! Mouse!
老鼠 老鼠 Mouse! Ah, mouse!
滚开 Ugh. Get off.
你 You?
不 是我 No. Me.
老鼠 老鼠 老鼠 Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse!
老鼠 Mouse!
拜托 保持冷静 Please remain calm.
给我让开 给我让开 Out of my way! Out of my way!
马尔科姆 我来救你了 Malcolm! I'm coming to save you!
不 Oh, no!
普芮塔 Preeta!
从后门出去 Out the back door.
赶快出去 走这边 Let's get out of here!
不 Oh, no!
塞西尔 马尔科姆 Cecil! Malcolm!
停下 停下 Stop! Stop!
御门酒店
他在这里干什么 What is he doing here?
特伦斯来这里是想提醒我 Terence is here because he tried to warn me
关于凯拉的问题 她显然对她的身份撒了谎 about Kayla, who clearly lied about who she is.
不 先生 这是一场误会 其实 No, sir. Uh, this was a misunderstanding. It was, um...
不 No.
这确实不是一场误会 Actually, it wasn't a misunderstanding.
我走近你办公室的那天 Sir, when I came into your office that day,
我偷了别人的简历 I had stolen someone else's resume...
假装是自己的 and pretended that it was mine.
我完全没有资格做这份工作 I don't have any qualifications for this.
我一无是处 真的 Or for anything, really.
你不仅毁了这场婚礼 You not only destroyed this wedding,
或许还毁了这家酒店的未来 but may have destroyed the future of this hotel.
对不起 I'm sorry.
或许我可以挽救这一切 Perhaps I could salvage this.
不用了 Don't bother.
我就是来通知杜布罗斯先生 I just came here to inform Mr. Dubros
婚礼取消了 that the wedding's off.
普芮塔 Preeta.
我想我们都昏了头 I guess we were both in over our heads.
我 I...
凯拉 我不明白你为什么 Kayla, I don't get why you just...
我想告诉你的 卡梅隆 I was gonna tell you, Cameron.
我本来是想 把真相都告诉你们 I was gonna tell all of you the truth.
我只想向你们证明 我值得这份工作 I just wanted to prove to you all that I deserved this.
证明我能做到 That I could do this.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我站在这里 放下自尊
我无处躲藏 落荒而逃
别想再回到这里了 And don't even think about coming back.
你觉得我会让流浪动物 You think I was gonna let some street animals
住在御门酒店吗 live at the Royal Gate Hotel?
不可能 Oh, no.
雨挡不住太阳的光芒
与你共度就是美好时光
没有了你 我迷失了方向
感谢上帝 你还在这里
这样多么美好
你在这里
与我同在
这样多么美好
谢谢你肯见我 Hey. Thanks for meeting me.
我知道我昨天不是很有说服力 I know I wasn't very convincing yesterday.
可是我想说的是 我真的很抱歉 But what I was trying to say was, I really am sorry.
我还是不敢相信 I still can't believe that I saw everything
我看到那个女人那么优秀的建立之后 that woman accomplished on her resume,
竟还觉得我单纯靠野心能代替她 and I thought that my pure ambition was an even swap.
好了 凯拉 人人都会犯错 Come on, Kayla, everybody screws up.
太难了 It's just hard.
我每天早上醒来看着手机 I mean, every morning I wake up and I look at my phone,
我看到的新闻都是 and my newsfeed is filled with people
我们的同龄人 who are our age,
在各自领域事业有成 you know, they're succeeding at what they're doing.
或许我们不应该 Well, maybe we just need
再拿自己和其他人比了 to stop comparing ourselves to everybody
努力就好 and just work for it.
听着 凯拉 Listen, Kayla,
你早晚会有能力 you're gonna get the skills.
你已经足够聪明 足够幽默 You already got the smarts, you got the funny,
而且你乐于帮助别人 and you got the love of helping people.
即使我想弥补过失 也没机会了 Even if I wanted to make this right, I couldn't.
好吧 也许他们 Well, maybe they
会有办法说服你的 can help convince you otherwise.
我喜欢大杯 我不撒谎
不 No.
我现在最不想见到的就是你们 You two are the last people that I wanna see right now.
这是要干什么 What is all this?
我觉得那是普芮塔和本 I think that's Preeta and Ben.
好了 别再写写画画了 有话就直说 All right, you know what? Just cut the chalkboard act and tell me what's going on.
好吧 你和杰瑞有什么主意 Okay, you and Jerry have an idea for what?
你是怎么 How did you...
大象 Elephants?
孔雀 还有大蛋糕 And peacocks? A big cake?
你们是在取笑我吗 Guys, are you just making fun of me?
这是你演我猜吗 Oh, so, this is like charades?
不是 No.
因为他做了一个 'Cause he did like a...
不是吗 好吧 当我没说 No? All right, never mind.
我觉得他们是想告诉我们 I think what they're trying to tell us
如果我们回到酒店 is that if we go back to the hotel,
尽我们的全力挽救 quickly salvage what we can,
找一个临时场地 and we find a last-minute venue
还有合适的婚礼主持 and some sort of befitting celebrant,
我们可以举办临时婚礼来补救 we can fix this by putting on a makeshift wedding.
你就靠那个解读出这么多信息 And you got all of that from that?
是啊 Yeah.
无障碍交流实现了 We kinda understand each other now.
那就干吧 Let's do it.
反正都这样了 What do we have to lose?
嗨 Hey.
普芮塔要去哪儿 Where's Preeta going?
门卫守口如瓶 A doorman never tells.
肯尼迪机场 JFK.
好了 两位 我知道你们合不来 Okay, guys. I know that you both don't get along,
不过是时候做出改变了 but now it's time to change that.
帮我挽救这场婚礼 去追新娘 好吗 So, help me save this wedding and go catch that bride, okay?
把她带回这里 And bring her back here.
你来干什么 What do you want?
我只是想和本说几句话 I just need to talk to Ben for a minute.
停 你造成的破坏难道还不够吗 No, don't you think you've done enough?
本 婚礼今天还能举行 Ben. This wedding can still happen, today.
怎么举行 一切都毁了 How? I mean, everything's destroyed.
没关系的 It doesn't matter.
那些从来都不是普芮塔想要的 Preeta never actually wanted any of this.
她想要的只是你的倾听 She just wanted you to listen to her.
我不这么想 I, I don't think so.
等等 有人曾告诉我 Wait. Someone once told me
婚礼是情侣的第一次考验 that a wedding is a couple's very first test.
有些情侣 And some couples,
能通过考验 well, they rise to that.
愚蠢 Stupid.
什么样的白痴会那么说 What kind of idiot said that?
-认真的吗 -我说的 -I mean, seriously... -Me.
我向您道歉 对不起 I apologize. I'm sorry.
我刚刚 是在说反话 I was being, uh, sarcastic.
你能通过考验的 本 我们会有办法的 You can rise, Ben. We can still pull this off.
不用说了 酒店的一切 Needless to say, everything at this hotel
都会听候你的差遣 will be at your disposal.
当然 除了酒店本身 Except, of course, the hotel.
街对面的花园怎么样 What about the garden across the street?
抱歉 花园 Uh, I'm sorry, garden?
你是指 中央公园 Wait, do you mean Central Park?
当然 随便你怎么叫它 Sure. Whatever nickname you have for it.
这其实是个很棒的主意 That's actually an amazing idea.
乔伊 谢谢你 Joy, thank you.
好吗 Yeah?
好 Yeah.
要不这样 特伦斯 Well, how about, Terence,
你和本整理宾客名单 you and Ben get a guest list together,
然后通知大家去哪儿 and then let everyone know where to meet us?
你对酒店做了那一切之后 You expect me to assist you
还指望我能帮你吗 after what you've done to this hotel?
我想我们都做了一些 I think we both did some things
难保饭碗的事 that we regret to keep our jobs.
汤姆和杰瑞把你做了什么都告诉我了 Tom and Jerry told me what you did.
我不会告诉别人的 I'm not gonna tell anybody.
好吧 谢谢 Okay, thank you.
连汤姆和杰瑞都能合作了 If Tom and Jerry can be out there working together,
我们当然也能 then so can we.
女士们 先生们
本 滑动以接听
女士们 先生们
收到收到 完毕 Roger, roger, over.
呼叫 汤姆和杰瑞 Come in, Tom and Jerry.
列克星敦大道
我知道你不能说话 但我相信你能听到我说话 I know you can't talk, but I'm sure you can hear me.
普芮塔在列克星敦大道 Preeta's on Lexington,
看样子要走中城隧道 and it looks like she's headed for the Midtown Tunnel.
绿灯亮起 油门踩起
轮胎把路面搓的滚烫
大家想知道梅斯 波斯和大卫去哪儿了
还在这儿 还在你的耳边
如此火热的样子 你就知道阳光去了哪里
我们融合的很好
相互认可 旗鼓相当
尽情挖掘音乐中的珠宝
准备好了吗 准备好了
出发吗 出发
不遗余力地跟着这节奏跳动
保持住
不 等等 他们在57街左转了 No, wait, they're actually making a left turn on 57th.
他们要走皇后区大桥 They're going for the Queensboro Bridge.
你在想什么 放飞自我了吗
前方停车
但你能否疯狂得像火箭升空那样
来一次近距离的接触
伙计们 必须得在他们 Guys, you have to get them
57街
上桥前把他们拦住 before they make it to the bridge.
喂 Hello?
停
我总是忘了你们两个不会说话 Ugh, this no-talking thing is really getting old.
第三大道
当狂欢时刻到来时 我们会引爆全场
废话少说 聆听这音乐
我们的声音无比和谐
一同度过三十载 所以你可以说我们默契配合
历经三次转折 不再任人摆布
我们让你和你的朋友心存疑惑
如果这场游戏有血管
我们会插入针头 撼动整个大地
因为肾上腺素随着音乐不断飙升
这是我们的职责 解放所有头戴皇冠的王者
图茨 Toots!
但你能否疯狂得像火箭升空那样
你在想什么 放飞自我了吗
但你能否疯狂得像火箭升空那样 笨蛋
停车 Stop the car!
来一次近距离的接触
准备好了吗 准备好了
出发吗 出发
跟着他们走 我们走吧 Follow them. Let's go.
不遗余力地跟着这节奏跳动
保持住
一嗨到底
音乐开大声 这是我们的表演
能快点吗 Could you keep up?
好样的 伙计们 Great job, guys.
我把新地址发给你们 I'm sending you a new location.
但你能否疯狂得像火箭升空那样 笨蛋
来一次近距离的接触
准备好了吗 出发
图茨 Toots.
快回来 Come back!
但你能否疯狂得像火箭升空那样
欢迎参加 普芮塔 和 本 的婚礼
凯拉 这是怎么回事 What... Kayla, what is going on?
听我说 Hear me out.
我知道昨天 I know yesterday was
简直是场灾难 a disaster.
但我向你保证那些混乱基本都是我造成的 But I promise you that most of the chaos was because of me.
还有他们两个 And them.
但就像我一样 But just like me,
他们做出了改变 they've changed their ways.
普芮塔 But, Preeta,
我真的觉得我们还有机会补救 I really think we have the chance to make this right.
祝你好运 Good luck.
听我说 普芮塔 对不起 Listen, Preeta, I'm sorry.
我是想办一场你梦中的婚礼 Okay? I wanted to give you the wedding of your dreams,
可不知道从什么时候起变成了 but at some point, it drifted into my dreams
我和你父亲的梦 and your father's dreams,
然后你父亲居然出现在我的梦里 and then your father was in my dreams,
有一次他还骑了一只老虎 and in one of them, he was riding a tiger.
很诡异 然后 It was really weird. And then...
对不起 我总是自说自话 I'm sorry that I didn't just shut up
没有倾听你想要什么 and listen to what you wanted.
我想要的是你 What I want is you.
一直如此 It's only ever been that.
从今往后 Going forward,
我保证 少一些惊喜 I promise fewer surprises,
我保证 多一些真诚 and I promise more truth.
因为事实就是 'Cause honestly,
我爱你 I love you.
你愿意再次戴上它吗 Will you please take this back?
你愿意再次嫁给我吗 但这次会更好 And will you marry me again, but better this time?
敬本和普芮塔 To Ben and Preeta
我不再退缩 如获新生
天不再多雨 万里无云
你给我的世界带来缤纷色彩
你知我心意 我们碰出美妙的火花
并不全是汤姆和杰瑞的功劳 You know, it wasn't all Thomas and Jerome.
我知道你也功不可没 I know you had a hand in it, too.
你从一开始就说对了 You were right from the beginning.
简历只不过是一张纸 A resume is just a piece of paper.
我们碰出美妙的火花
得给别人一个机会 You have to give someone a chance
来展示自己的能力 to find out what they can do.
赞同 I agree.
是啊 你 Yes, you, um
宝贝 我们碰出美妙的火花
你做得很好 , did a very good job.
谢谢 特伦斯 Thank you, Terence.
说到这个 我想给你们介绍 On that note, I would love to introduce you
琳达·佩里巴顿小姐 to Miss Linda Perrybottom.
杜布罗斯先生 Mr. Dubros.
简历真正的主人 The real owner of the resume.
你好 Hello.
你一定是特伦斯吧 You must be Terence.
我是 Uh, I am.
多赛酒店的约瑟芬·彭尼贝克 Josephine Pennybaker at the Dorsey
对你赞不绝口 says the most wonderful things about you.
是吗 Oh, she does?
这是份非常出众的简历 It's quite an impressive resume.
那明天在我的办公室见 I guess I'll see you in my office tomorrow, or,
明天在杜布罗斯先生的办公室见 um, in Mr. Dubros' office tomorrow.
谢谢 凯拉 Thank you, Kayla.
那我们也明天见 And we'll see you tomorrow.
谢谢您 先生 Thank you, sir.
我不会让您失望的 And I won't let you down.
这感觉太棒
祝你好运 特伦斯 Good luck, Terence.
这感觉太棒 我们碰出美妙的火花
我们碰出美妙的火花
好了 我觉得 我们可能真的算是圆满 All right, I think we actually might've pulled this off,
成功了 maybe.
那是当然 Oh, definitely.
香槟 Champagne.
干杯 Cheers.
过来 小猫咪 Come here, pussycat.
你毁了这么棒的一天 You're ruining the whole day.
看我不把你当成点心吃了 I'm gonna turn you into a biscuit.
抱歉 这儿没什么好看的 Sorry. Nothing to see here.
杜布罗斯先生 我刚刚收到了两场婚礼的账单 Uh, Mr. Dubros, I just got a bill for both weddings.
是在开玩笑吧 That's a joke, right?
要知道 我 Well, you know, I, uh,
之前让特伦斯算过 had Terence run some numbers earlier and...
对你来说确实不太乐观 it doesn't look good for you.
感谢您选择御门酒店 Thank you for choosing the Royal Gate.